Amakilabhu anamandla kunawo wonke emhlabeni abelokhu egebenga wodwa izinsuku Pep Guardiola, ikakhulukazi njengoba ukuqagela kwaqala ngokusuka kukaSampedor eqenjini lakhe lamanje, iBayern Munich. Nokho, lokhu "Isazi sefilosofi" (njengoba u-Ibrahimovic ambizile) udlula ezemidlalo nje kanye nenselelo yakhe elandelayo, namuhla siyazi, kuzoba ukuthatha umugqa odlulile ezandleni zomunye wabantu abakhulu abakhuthazayo besikhathi sethu, hhayi ngaphezulu noma ngaphansi Steve Jobs.
U-Guardiola usevele unendawo ehleliwe yesizini ezayo, futhi cha, akayena omunye wamaqembu amaningi amaNgisi ayelangazelela ukuthatha izinkonzo zakhe. Ngisho naye Chelsea noma amaqembu amabili edolobheni Manchester bakwazile ukukholisa umqeqeshi waseCatalan ukuthi afeze imigomo yebhola efiseleka kakhulu, okungukuthi, ukunqoba i- Champions League ukuze kamuva adayise izikibha eziningi e-Asia nase-United States.
Inkampani eyenzelwe uPep
Ngemuva kwamasizini amabili eqondisa iBayern, lapho yehlulekile ukuhlangabezana nokulindelwe, futhi kusukela ekubukeni okukhungathekile yizwe lezombangazwe, u-Guardiola uzofika enkampanini isifiso sayo, kusukela cishe emsuka wayo, bekuwukuthuthukisa ingxenye yomuntu yobuchwepheshe. Akungabazeki ukuthi inganekwane kaBlaugrana inakho umphefumulo futhi udala kabusha ubuhle bebhola ngale kwemiphumela, enqabela abadlali bakhe ekushayeni igoli uma ekudlaleni odlule bengakakwenzi, okungenani, 15 amaphasi yekhwalithi.
U-Guardiola uvumile "emithonjeni eseduze" ukuthi, kusukela ngesikhathi ezwa ngesithakazelo sika-Apple, waqala ukujabula ngale phrojekthi. "Bathi a inkampani encane okwazi mangaza umhlaba ephelele". Kuthiwa ngale ndlela umqeqeshi oguquguqukayo uchaze labo abavela kuCupertino, ngenkathi eqaphela Steve Jobs kumuntu wakubo, futhi hhayi kuphela mayelana ne-halo yakhe ekhangayo, kodwa nangokubukeka komzimba: umzimba omncane, izinwele eziphuciwe, ipoloneck kanye nentshebe yezinsuku ezintathu.
UJosé Mourinho, ku-Samsung?
La Izitha zikaPep, umuntu omubi ku-movie, u-troll waphenduka umqeqeshi webhola, angalandela ezinyathelweni zembangi yakhe yaphakade futhi agcine ephethe enye inkampani yezobuchwepheshe. Akungabazeki ukuthi a Mourinho wayengeke aswele abakhongi, phakathi kwabo, kubonakala sengathi abathakazelayo kakhulu Samsung y Xiaomi. AmaKorea afuna ukubukela phansi isimilo se-apula futhi afake ingcindezi ebulungiswa ecaleni lemidiya kanye nelobunikazi elingapheli, kuyilapho abaklami bezakhiwo. MIUI bahlose ukuqhubeka nenqubomgomo yabo yebhizinisi "yokukopisha ngokuziqhenya" futhi bafune a umgxeki oyisibonelo ukubhekana nabezindaba.
Sizolandela eduze kakhulu wonke lo mdlalo owuchungechunge lokho akubonakali kungenawo, okwamanje, umphumela ocacile.
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