Neither City nor United: Guardiola will be the heir to Steve Jobs at the helm of Apple

Guardiola will go to Apple

The most powerful clubs on earth had been raffling each other for days Pep Guardiola, especially since speculation began with a departure from Sampedor from his current club, Bayern Munich. However, this "Philosopher" (As Ibrahimovic called him) he transcends the merely sports and his next challenge, today we have known, will be to take a relay that passed through the hands of another of the great inspiring figures of our time, neither more nor less than Steve Jobs.

Guardiola already has a fixed destination for next season, and no, he is not one of the many English squads that yearned to take over his services. Neither him Chelsea nor neither of the two teams in the city Manchester have managed to convince the Catalan coach to fulfill the most desired football goals, that is, to conquer the Champions League to later sell many T-shirts in Asia and the United States.

A company tailor-made for Pep

After two seasons directing Bayern, in which failed to meet expectations, and from a frustrated appearance by the world of politics, Guardiola will arrive at a firm whose desire, from practically its origins, has been to enhance the human component of technology. There is no doubt that the Blaugrana myth has esthete soul and recreates the beauty of football beyond the results, prohibiting his players from scoring a goal if in the previous play they have not, at least, 15 passes quality.

Guardiola conference microphone

Guardiola has confessed to "close sources" that, from the moment he learned of Apple's interest, he began to get excited about the project. "They're a tiny company able to amaze the world whole". This is how it is said that the versatile coach has defined those from Cupertino, while recognizing in Steve Jobs to a fellow man, and not only in terms of his charismatic halo, but also in terms of physical appearance: slender figure, shaved hair, poloneck and a three-day beard.

José Mourinho, to Samsung?

La Pep's nemesis, the bad guy in the movie, the troll turned football coach, can follow in the footsteps of his eternal rival and end up running another tech company. There is no doubt that a Mourinho There would be no shortage of suitors, among whom the most interested seem to be Samsung y Xiaomi. The Koreans seek to undermine the morale of the apple and put pressure on justice in a media and endless patent trial, while the architects of MIUI intend to continue with their corporate policy of "proud copying" and seek a exemplary cynic to face the press.

Jose Mourinho press cynical

We will follow very closely all this soap opera that does not seem to have, for now, a clear outcome.

UPGRADE: As many of you may have guessed, this news is a fake published for the day of the Holy Innocents. Very happy holidays everyone!


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